Post by kelly1slater on Jul 1, 2005 5:48:40 GMT -5
Widge has got to be the most inhumane human being, right alongside his "true love" ...... his mutha. With the holy one, Taybore a close second.
This is fictional writing at its worst best. I know of no one who could make a hasty decision for the rest of their life based on someone else's health. <-------Brad Bell's best writing.
Nor do I know of anyone who would include a current spouse and a supposed dead spouse to go along with a "let me spend some alone time with each of you separately....and let's see who can get "little Willy" sprung first. <-------Brad Bell's unforgettable writing.
And who in their right mind, would bring a wife over to the house where your other wife is supposed to be....and start to make out like two teens in heat? With no regard to the other wife or their two small children who could walk in on them at any moment. <--------Brad Bell's finest writing yet.
Widge is a pig and he gives men a bad name.
My point? Bad storylines reap even more bad storylines.
So...., since Brad Bell has a habit of writing a really bad bad bad storyline, and since he was so kind as to resurrect the holy one (Taybore), not once, but twice! I thought, well hell, now that he's massacred Brooke's heart again, not once, but ten times! It's time for Bell to redeem his poor writing and it's time for some redemption for the Brooke fans!
Turns out that mysterious kiss that's been rumored to happen? Well guess what? It does! And it's between Brooke and a certain tall dark and handsome gentleman (that just about narrows it down). He of course is older than her, and have lived a long and passionate life. He finds Brooke wandering on the beach one morning. He sees the pain and hurt in her eyes, and a suffering she's had to bear for most of her life. And he wonders, "How could someone so beautiful be in so much pain"? He tells her "Everything will be alright, you don't need to suffer any longer". He gently caresses Brooke's face, wipes the tears away and as they stare into each others eyes....they kiss. They spend the next 3 months on a whirlwind romance (that's how long it takes Brad Bell to write a competent storyline). And Brooke is at her happiest she has ever been in her life. She feels fullfilled, and has a sense of belonging that she's never felt before.
Of course Widge finds out and doesn't like it one bit (it's that territorial thing kicking in). He runs to Mutha (Stephanie), and cries like a baby that just had it's lollipop taken away.
"Why is Brooke doing this? He's not right for her. She doesn't belong with him!"
Mutha exclaims "I don't understand it either my love, my one and only true love. You know you are the only man I have ever loved." Mutha shakes her head and comes out of her daze. "I don't know what he sees in her Widge."
With a glazed over look in his eyes (you know the one where we all can't figure out exactly what he's thinking.) Widge storms out of the house thumping his chest and yelling "I'm putting a stop to this right now! Brooke belongs to me!"
Meanwhile, Taybore overheard the whole thing and runs after Widge. "No Widge please don't go! Don't leave me! What about the children? Do it for the children!"
"Doc, I'm sorry, you weren't the one I was suppose to choose. I chose Brooke. But Mutha made me do it, that's why I married you".
Widge walks off, leaving a crumpled Taybore in tears. Mutha comes running out looking for her son, her true love. Taybore sees her and yells "It's all your fault Muthaaaa!! You turned him against me!"
Mutha stands her ground as she glares "You turned him against himself."
Taybore retorts "Your lust for your son and your anger has already done that." She circles to face Mutha, "I do not fear the darkside."
Mutha's eyes turns dark as she says "Don't make me kill you."
Taybore whips out her lightsabre and acknowledges "Only a sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
With a mused grin, Mutha replies "You will try."
As the battle between the Holy One Taybore and the evil Sith Mutha ensues....the scene fades to black as we see the smoke rise from their burned bodies where they inflicted a final blow upon each other with their lightsabres.
Widge drives away as he witnesses the end result of his wife and Mutha, he quips "Women."
Widge pulls up to Brooke's house, and like the man pig that he is he crashes through the french windows from the side of the house as he once again thumps his chest in triumph.
Then.....Widge sees him. Standing there, looking at Widge with a quizzical look.
TDAH (tall dark and handsome), "What? You couldn't knock first?"
"Where's Brooke? I'm here to rescue her." says a winded Widge.
TDAH: "Rescue her? From what? She's in no danger. Are you alright Widge?"
Widge is breathing heavily as he becomes more angry, "Just tell me where she is?! Where is Brooke? I need to tell her that I love her."
TDAH: "Love? You wouldn't know love if it bitch-slapped you in the face."
"You shuddup!" Points an angry Widge. "You don't know what you're talking about. I know Brooke better than anyone, better than you. And I've loved her for all my life. She is the only woman for me, the mother of my child....my soul mate." As Widge comes out of his almost dream like state, he looks at TDAH and tells him. "I don't even know who you are, or where you come from. All I know is that you came into Brooke's life and she's a whole new woman now."
TDAH: "A real man can do that for a woman."
Widge: "Who the hell are you? I don't even know your name."
TDAH walks towards Widge, and as he faces him, he pulls back his coat as he reaches....and calmly tells Widge. "I've spent my life destroying the foul waste of this earth, and you are no different. You will no longer hurt Brooke or cause her suffering. Today, it ends."
Widge's eyes grow wide in fear as TDAH reveals a long shiny sword.
"I am Duncan MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod."
And in one fell swoop he cuts off Widge's head! Of course we don't get to witness the awesome light show because Widge is not an immortal. But it would explain why the dude never ages.
Needless to say Brooke lives happily ever after and spends the rest of her soap life with a guy who is 400 years old and looks better in a pair of tight jeans than a 20 year old.
Brad Bell finally wins the elusive Daytime Emmy for Best Soap Drama Fantasy, that he had dreamed of all his life, and finally achieved it by ripping off the storylines of "Star Wars Revenge of the Sith" and "The Highlander".
But what do we Brooke fans care? We get our redemption.... finally.
This is fictional writing at its worst best. I know of no one who could make a hasty decision for the rest of their life based on someone else's health. <-------Brad Bell's best writing.
Nor do I know of anyone who would include a current spouse and a supposed dead spouse to go along with a "let me spend some alone time with each of you separately....and let's see who can get "little Willy" sprung first. <-------Brad Bell's unforgettable writing.
And who in their right mind, would bring a wife over to the house where your other wife is supposed to be....and start to make out like two teens in heat? With no regard to the other wife or their two small children who could walk in on them at any moment. <--------Brad Bell's finest writing yet.
Widge is a pig and he gives men a bad name.
My point? Bad storylines reap even more bad storylines.
So...., since Brad Bell has a habit of writing a really bad bad bad storyline, and since he was so kind as to resurrect the holy one (Taybore), not once, but twice! I thought, well hell, now that he's massacred Brooke's heart again, not once, but ten times! It's time for Bell to redeem his poor writing and it's time for some redemption for the Brooke fans!
Turns out that mysterious kiss that's been rumored to happen? Well guess what? It does! And it's between Brooke and a certain tall dark and handsome gentleman (that just about narrows it down). He of course is older than her, and have lived a long and passionate life. He finds Brooke wandering on the beach one morning. He sees the pain and hurt in her eyes, and a suffering she's had to bear for most of her life. And he wonders, "How could someone so beautiful be in so much pain"? He tells her "Everything will be alright, you don't need to suffer any longer". He gently caresses Brooke's face, wipes the tears away and as they stare into each others eyes....they kiss. They spend the next 3 months on a whirlwind romance (that's how long it takes Brad Bell to write a competent storyline). And Brooke is at her happiest she has ever been in her life. She feels fullfilled, and has a sense of belonging that she's never felt before.
Of course Widge finds out and doesn't like it one bit (it's that territorial thing kicking in). He runs to Mutha (Stephanie), and cries like a baby that just had it's lollipop taken away.
"Why is Brooke doing this? He's not right for her. She doesn't belong with him!"
Mutha exclaims "I don't understand it either my love, my one and only true love. You know you are the only man I have ever loved." Mutha shakes her head and comes out of her daze. "I don't know what he sees in her Widge."
With a glazed over look in his eyes (you know the one where we all can't figure out exactly what he's thinking.) Widge storms out of the house thumping his chest and yelling "I'm putting a stop to this right now! Brooke belongs to me!"
Meanwhile, Taybore overheard the whole thing and runs after Widge. "No Widge please don't go! Don't leave me! What about the children? Do it for the children!"
"Doc, I'm sorry, you weren't the one I was suppose to choose. I chose Brooke. But Mutha made me do it, that's why I married you".
Widge walks off, leaving a crumpled Taybore in tears. Mutha comes running out looking for her son, her true love. Taybore sees her and yells "It's all your fault Muthaaaa!! You turned him against me!"
Mutha stands her ground as she glares "You turned him against himself."
Taybore retorts "Your lust for your son and your anger has already done that." She circles to face Mutha, "I do not fear the darkside."
Mutha's eyes turns dark as she says "Don't make me kill you."
Taybore whips out her lightsabre and acknowledges "Only a sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must."
With a mused grin, Mutha replies "You will try."
As the battle between the Holy One Taybore and the evil Sith Mutha ensues....the scene fades to black as we see the smoke rise from their burned bodies where they inflicted a final blow upon each other with their lightsabres.
Widge drives away as he witnesses the end result of his wife and Mutha, he quips "Women."
Widge pulls up to Brooke's house, and like the man pig that he is he crashes through the french windows from the side of the house as he once again thumps his chest in triumph.
Then.....Widge sees him. Standing there, looking at Widge with a quizzical look.
TDAH (tall dark and handsome), "What? You couldn't knock first?"
"Where's Brooke? I'm here to rescue her." says a winded Widge.
TDAH: "Rescue her? From what? She's in no danger. Are you alright Widge?"
Widge is breathing heavily as he becomes more angry, "Just tell me where she is?! Where is Brooke? I need to tell her that I love her."
TDAH: "Love? You wouldn't know love if it bitch-slapped you in the face."
"You shuddup!" Points an angry Widge. "You don't know what you're talking about. I know Brooke better than anyone, better than you. And I've loved her for all my life. She is the only woman for me, the mother of my child....my soul mate." As Widge comes out of his almost dream like state, he looks at TDAH and tells him. "I don't even know who you are, or where you come from. All I know is that you came into Brooke's life and she's a whole new woman now."
TDAH: "A real man can do that for a woman."
Widge: "Who the hell are you? I don't even know your name."
TDAH walks towards Widge, and as he faces him, he pulls back his coat as he reaches....and calmly tells Widge. "I've spent my life destroying the foul waste of this earth, and you are no different. You will no longer hurt Brooke or cause her suffering. Today, it ends."
Widge's eyes grow wide in fear as TDAH reveals a long shiny sword.
"I am Duncan MacLeod, of the Clan MacLeod."
And in one fell swoop he cuts off Widge's head! Of course we don't get to witness the awesome light show because Widge is not an immortal. But it would explain why the dude never ages.
Needless to say Brooke lives happily ever after and spends the rest of her soap life with a guy who is 400 years old and looks better in a pair of tight jeans than a 20 year old.
Brad Bell finally wins the elusive Daytime Emmy for Best Soap Drama Fantasy, that he had dreamed of all his life, and finally achieved it by ripping off the storylines of "Star Wars Revenge of the Sith" and "The Highlander".
But what do we Brooke fans care? We get our redemption.... finally.
